Well, it’s official.
The Robotard 8000 is now gainfully employed.
That’s right.
You heard me, bitch.
We are employed professionally.
For money.
CASH MONEY!
For awhile, anyway.
We can’t really go into detail at the moment, but both BattleDolphinZero and I are moist with delight in finally reaching our goal of getting someone to fork over cash in exchange for our patented brand of smartarded humor.
What started as frustration has ultimately led to CASH-tration, y’all!
Now we just need to land six high profile gigs before the end of the year so we can finally slough off our individual careers and STICK OUR COLLECTIVE FINGER UP THE ASS OF “THE MAN” ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
But even if we don’t, we’re tickled.
This tickles us.
This tickles us like some sort of analogy where something gets tickled to a demonstrative extreme.
(Hmm…I wonder if anyone has hired “Mystery Man” to write for money yet?)
That’s cold.