Man, I tell ya, I have never been so happy to see a year end.
FUCK YOU, 2009!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMMIE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
2010 is looking much sexier.
MUCH sexier.
So sexy in fact that we’ve been too busy to post.
But fear not!
Everything will be back to normal in a few days and we’ll continue with our intermittent, stupid ramblings, if for no other reason than to amuse our chronically bored selves.
Unless, you know, we can get a good game of LEFT 4 DEAD 2 together…
what is your writing background/experience? how old are mr. dolphin zero and mr. todd karate? real ages that is. let’s not be females about this and or count in dog years. there might be something in it for you. maybe, eh, but no, no probably not.
I’m a man Dolphin, Ray. Full grown, capable of swimming at speeds up to 30mph. And Todd is a young hustler off the streets. For him, Karate isn’t just a way to protect himself, it’s a lifestyle. We agree that being female about anything is gay, so no worries there.
Yes, recent polling has shown that being female in and of itself is inherently gay. We all know there’s nothing gayer than a vagina. Which naturally means anyone who penetrates a vagina is more gay than a gay. But as you see I have ignored you for exactly a month, your rightful penalty for ignoring me and my question. The question regarding your experience as a dolphin scribe. And the little time that Todd has afforded to the craft of writing when he’s not kicking bricks and taking lives. Did you attend a dolphin school for writing, or is/can your talent simply be chalked up to pure motivation/perspiration?
I’ve known BDZ for almost four years now and I STILL have no idea when his birthday is or how old he is. He’s totally a gay vagina about it.
Todd Karate, however, is like, 29 or something.