Archive for November, 2009

THE ROBOTARD 8000 IS PROUD TO PRESENT OUR FIRST FORAY INTO THE WORLD OF TELEVISION!

Monday, November 16th, 2009

That’s right.

While you were all so certain that we were spending our ill-gotten internet cred on one-handed hookers and nosebleed medication, we were off whipping up a sure-fire hit TV show, something so simple yet so painfully entertaining  it would no doubt make us the newly-crowned KINGS of television!

You can guess what happened from there.

Anyway, we love the fuck out of this script and as always, as a last resort, we turn to you, THE INTERNET, to either validate our awesomeness or shit down our throats like the people with money do.

Now, a word about this pilot script.

It was written by founding Robotard member BATTLE DOLPHIN ZERO and adjunct member TODD KARATE under the close medical observation of MONGO NEEDFOOD (that’s me).

We think you’re gonna dig the fuck out of this.

Anyway, without any further ado, we present to you…THE BEST ANIMATED TV PILOT EVER WRITTEN BY US!

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm, brainsick welcome to…

ASSHOLE  NINJA

SHUT YOUR BALL-LAPPER AND EAT YOUR GODDAMN TURKEY!

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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Happy Thanksgiving from THE ROBOTARD 8000!

Try not to choke on it.

IT’S COMING!

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Something grand and wonderful and delicious is coming your way VERY VERY soon!

STAY TUNED FOR UP TO DATE DETAILS AND COVERAGE!!!


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