THE ROBOTARD 8000

…we may have been kidding.

I suppose it was inevitable.

Frankly, I’m surprised that it has lasted this long.

But the sad reality is that the interest in us as geniuses/internet sensations and our no longer somewhat but now TOTALLY AWESOME screenplay seems to have peaked.

And, you know, we’re good with that.

But how that relates to the ongoing nature of this website is still in flux.

We tried posting some shit we thought was funny/interesting on this blog and, for the most part, few people have responded.

Most have simply ignored it.

So, you know, even though we’re working on new stuff, maybe it’s time to abandon the blog aspect of this site and, you know, save further commentary until such time that we have a NEW and EXCITING script to talk about.

Based on how BALLS OUT came together, I suspect we should have something new and hearty to talk about in May of 2011.

Anyway, thanks for coming to our site and indulging our rampant stupidity.

We’re gonna leave the script up until we can’t pay the monthly fee.

And, you know, we’ll keep checking the comments and are always accessible via e-mail at mongo@therobotard8000.com.

So…you know…you can keep the dog.

We’re keeping our Pink Floyd records and the shaggy afghan our grandmother bequeathed to us.

We sincerely hope that your next online relationship fails.

Miserably.

The sun is shining.

Activity is swirling.

Action is being debated.

And still, my aloof, fleshy pee-tube remains untouched by human hands.

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Things are moving forward, people.

We should/might have something cool to talk about soon.

Very soon.

Very very soon…