THE ROBOTARD 8000

You’ve now read BALLS OUT.

Unless you stopped reading it.

But you read part of it – of that much we are 98.174541817754% certain.

And so now is the time to shit.

Shit all over it.

Go ahead.

Take as long as you like to pucker.

Our programming is exceptionally patient.

They’re real, people.

They’re 100% bonafide.

Our programming expressly prohibits us from falsely attributing quotes to people who have the cash at hand to sue the unholy fuck-snot out of us.

So shove it.

Shove it deep.

Shove it hard.

And shove it often.