Category Archives: BALLS OUT

BALLS OUT is the inaugural podcast on THE BLACK LIST TABLE READS podcast!

Yep. That’s right. The Black List recorded a table read of BALLS OUT for it’s new podcast series. And it is pretty goddamn entertaining. Go HERE to listen to it. Do it now! Then read a sweet article about the … Continue reading

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Presented without fanfare…

Our latest script tanked. 13 people read it. All said no. And while this was an attempt to write a more mainstream script than BALLS OUT, it was still too retarded to sell. In any case, we decided to throw … Continue reading

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TODAY IS THE DAY!

Today is the day that we update this blog!           UPDATE: Today is NOT the day we update this blog.

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OH MY SWEET BABY SATAN, WE FINISHED!

That’s right. The Robotard 8000 has finished another screenplay. Now, when I say finished, I mean that we completed the first draft of a new screenplay. And we’re still too close to it to know if it sucks termite balls … Continue reading

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AUSTIN SCREENWRITERS CONFERENCE 2011!!!!!

Yep. That’s right. It’s happening… …AGAIN! Everyone’s favorite armed water mammal Battle Dolphin Zero and yours truly, Mongo Needfood, will once again be leaking faux wisdom and partially digested Chee-tos™ all over the streets of Austin, Texas THIS COMING WEEKEND, … Continue reading

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ROBOTARD: ORIGINS

Okay, so anyone still reading this dumb-ass blog probably has some idea of how THE ROBOTARD 8000 came to be.  I, Mongo, met this other dude, Battle Dolphin Zero, on a message board for WGA members, an open sore cesspool … Continue reading

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WE’RE BACK!!!! (sorta)

We feel like dicks. It’s hard to believe we haven’t updated this shit since last October. What kind of assholes DO that? We must be dicks. *** Anyway, just wanted to post a quick entry of inconsequence to assure you … Continue reading

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AUSTIN SCREENWRITERS CONFERENCE

                          Yeah. We’re going. Yeah. We’re gonna be on some panels and shit. Yeah. It oughta be a profoundly life-changing experience for all you all that attends us. … Continue reading

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Guess who’s not NOT gonna be a panelist at the 2010 Austin Film Festival and Conference?

Yep. It’s true. We’re not NOT gonna be panelists at this years Austin Film Festival and Conference, taking place October 21-24 in Austin, TX. There’s a lot of other cool screenwriters who are not NOT attending, but fuck them. WE … Continue reading

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